Ok, the fast reconvenes in earnest in the AM when I wake. I know, what a binging slacker, right? Truth be told, I spent much of the last 24 hours in the ER, faking my way through blood tests so's to be left the eff alone.
I was able to get past the f/u blood tests by eatin and chugging Gatorade today. Manana I gotta get back to biz. Water fast with a side of Gatorade. Extra diuretic. If i pass out again, fu#k it. If I'm still breathing, this sh#t goes well.
Doc: You have the same lab results as I would xpect to see from a chronic purger or anorexic.
Moi: Seriously? I have been feelin under the weather for the last few days. Maybe I had a virus (prove I didn't asshole).
Doc: Everything looks better today, be sure to call if you aren't feeling well.
Moi: Of course. Thanks for your help Doc.
Grrr.
Feel like a fatty. No more food for this soon2bskinnychick for sure :)
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